1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,083 - Okay, so does anyone know 2 00:00:03,082 --> 00:00:04,664 what Gustavo's big news is? 3 00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:06,870 - Well, let's just hope 4 00:00:06,868 --> 00:00:09,034 it's about getting some awesome 5 00:00:09,032 --> 00:00:11,199 pantry snacks and not another TV 6 00:00:11,197 --> 00:00:13,363 cameo. 7 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,110 - In the last week alone, - we've done 8 00:00:15,109 --> 00:00:16,463 Special animal unit, 9 00:00:16,462 --> 00:00:17,815 deadliest cupcake... 10 00:00:17,814 --> 00:00:19,647 - And that super-sloppy - game show. 11 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,812 Ugh, oh. 12 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:23,601 Ugh. 13 00:00:23,599 --> 00:00:25,390 I can't take another cameo. 14 00:00:25,389 --> 00:00:27,473 - Dogs, 15 00:00:27,471 --> 00:00:29,553 I have some big news. 16 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,884 - Please tell us it's not - another cameo. 17 00:00:31,882 --> 00:00:33,798 - I hate all of you! 18 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:35,564 - Guys, if we are gonna stay - in the spotlight, 19 00:00:35,563 --> 00:00:37,584 We need to stay on radio, 20 00:00:37,582 --> 00:00:39,601 magazine covers, and TV. 21 00:00:39,599 --> 00:00:41,474 - Gustavo, we love you. 22 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:43,305 But we're not gonna leave 23 00:00:43,303 --> 00:00:45,135 the studio to do another cameo. 24 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,466 - All right, 25 00:00:46,465 --> 00:00:47,797 you don't have to leave. 26 00:00:47,796 --> 00:00:49,213 'Cause you're already in one. 27 00:00:49,212 --> 00:00:50,212 What? 28 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,801 Ow! Ow! Stop! 29 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,604 Now, that's what I call 30 00:00:58,604 --> 00:00:59,874 a big-time shock. 31 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:01,306 - And that wraps up - another edition 32 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,077 Of Scott baio's taser tots. 33 00:01:03,117 --> 00:01:04,242 Good night, everybody. 34 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,990 Ow! Ow! Oh! 35 00:01:07,027 --> 00:01:08,903 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 36 00:01:08,942 --> 00:01:10,483 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 37 00:01:14,891 --> 00:01:16,808 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 38 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:18,555 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 39 00:01:42,476 --> 00:01:44,288 ? If you want it all, 40 00:01:44,286 --> 00:01:46,097 lay it on the line ? 41 00:01:46,136 --> 00:01:48,615 ? it's the only life you got 42 00:01:48,613 --> 00:01:51,091 so you got to live it big time ? 43 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:55,792 - Gustavo, 44 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:57,664 no more cameos. 45 00:01:57,703 --> 00:02:00,286 Oh, really? 46 00:02:00,324 --> 00:02:02,136 Well, then... 47 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:03,946 No more cameos! 48 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:05,027 - What TV show this time? 49 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:06,567 - Coco.o. 50 00:02:08,478 --> 00:02:10,978 - You mean the kidzie channel - TV show about the girl robot, 51 00:02:11,016 --> 00:02:13,474 - But only her spunky best friend - knows that she's a robot, 52 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:15,179 - And if the popular kids - found out, 53 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,844 She'd be scrapped for parts? 54 00:02:16,883 --> 00:02:18,842 - That's the one. - Oh. 55 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,921 - A lot of our fans worship - that show. 56 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,960 - Oh, - and the robot who plays coco... 57 00:02:22,999 --> 00:02:24,208 Oh-ho, 58 00:02:24,207 --> 00:02:25,414 she's amazing. 59 00:02:25,453 --> 00:02:26,787 - You mean the actress. 60 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:28,993 - Actress. 61 00:02:29,031 --> 00:02:30,823 - Um, but we all agreed 62 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,612 no more cameos. 63 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:34,568 - Okay, but before you say no, 64 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:35,940 just watch a little bit 65 00:02:35,939 --> 00:02:37,271 of the show. 66 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:41,849 - Okay, Lindsay, - now I'm ready to interface 67 00:02:41,887 --> 00:02:43,680 - With the popular girls - at study hall. 68 00:02:43,718 --> 00:02:45,260 - Um, no. 69 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,299 Coco, 70 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,296 those shoes are so last year. 71 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,710 - Uh-oh, 72 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:52,083 better reboot. 73 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:57,450 I love her. 74 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:58,615 - I am not doing 75 00:02:58,614 --> 00:02:59,738 another dangerous cameo 76 00:02:59,778 --> 00:03:01,653 because Carlos is in robot love. 77 00:03:01,691 --> 00:03:03,125 - So somebody else give me - another reason 78 00:03:03,147 --> 00:03:04,397 Why we should do it. 79 00:03:04,437 --> 00:03:07,729 - Well, there are... 80 00:03:07,766 --> 00:03:10,557 Awesome snacks on TV sets. 81 00:03:10,595 --> 00:03:13,220 - And look at him. 82 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:16,464 - Darn it. 83 00:03:20,122 --> 00:03:22,223 - Okay, here's the set - where coco gets you to perform 84 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,786 At the school dance. 85 00:03:23,825 --> 00:03:25,367 Oh, 86 00:03:25,365 --> 00:03:26,906 they're finishing a scene now. 87 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,987 - Coco, if big time rush doesn't 88 00:03:28,985 --> 00:03:31,026 show up like you promised, 89 00:03:31,064 --> 00:03:32,252 everyone is gonna know 90 00:03:32,251 --> 00:03:33,438 you're a robot. 91 00:03:33,478 --> 00:03:35,102 - My processor - is overstressed... 92 00:03:35,142 --> 00:03:36,975 And overdressed. 93 00:03:38,387 --> 00:03:39,429 - Okay, that's a cut. 94 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:42,237 And here comes 95 00:03:42,236 --> 00:03:43,381 america's sweetheart, 96 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:44,921 dara laramie. 97 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,502 - Hi, guys. 98 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:47,767 - I can't believe you're gonna do - my show. 99 00:03:47,789 --> 00:03:49,331 - Well, - they are very glad to... 100 00:03:49,371 --> 00:03:50,246 Here's Carlos. 101 00:03:50,286 --> 00:03:53,744 - Uh, uh, i... i... i... 102 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:56,114 - Back it up, boy band. 103 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,570 Dara is not looking 104 00:03:57,569 --> 00:03:58,984 for a boyfriend. 105 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:01,065 - Dara, learn your lines - for the next scene now. 106 00:04:01,103 --> 00:04:02,520 - Yes, ma'am. 107 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:08,179 - Whoo, - who's the evil stepmother? 108 00:04:08,218 --> 00:04:09,635 - Her evil stepmother. 109 00:04:09,675 --> 00:04:11,466 - Oh. Oh... 110 00:04:11,505 --> 00:04:13,547 - She runs dara's career 111 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,585 and the show with an iron fist. 112 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:18,957 Do not cross her. 113 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,536 - Oh. 114 00:04:20,575 --> 00:04:22,575 - Huh, - thought she'd be spunkier. 115 00:04:22,614 --> 00:04:24,030 - Okay, focus. 116 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,986 How do I kiss dara? 117 00:04:26,025 --> 00:04:27,296 - Isn't it obvious, 118 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:28,565 prince not-so-charming? 119 00:04:28,605 --> 00:04:30,325 - Well, yeah, - you find your glass slipper. 120 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:31,893 - Don't eat the apple, - though. 121 00:04:31,933 --> 00:04:33,742 - Make sure you have her home - before midnight. 122 00:04:33,763 --> 00:04:35,347 And bippity-boppity-boo, 123 00:04:35,346 --> 00:04:36,928 evil stepmother spell broken. 124 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:38,217 - Good plan. - Let's go. 125 00:04:38,257 --> 00:04:39,341 - What? - I was kidding. 126 00:04:39,381 --> 00:04:40,922 - Hey! No! 127 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:43,170 You two need to go to wardrobe. 128 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:44,208 - Hit the snack table. 129 00:04:44,248 --> 00:04:46,123 - Got it. 130 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:47,912 - They are terrible. 131 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,388 - No, what's terrible 132 00:04:49,387 --> 00:04:50,823 is this script. 133 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:52,696 - It makes the guys - look like idiots. 134 00:04:52,735 --> 00:04:53,902 Both: They are idiots. 135 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:56,484 - So are TV writers. 136 00:05:00,723 --> 00:05:02,599 - Yeah. 137 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:03,762 Can I help you? 138 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:05,178 - Yes, hello. 139 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:06,384 I am the producer 140 00:05:06,383 --> 00:05:07,549 of big time rush, 141 00:05:07,589 --> 00:05:09,027 and this script makes James 142 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:10,462 look self-centered, 143 00:05:10,501 --> 00:05:12,543 Carlos look like an idiot, 144 00:05:12,541 --> 00:05:14,582 Logan look like a science nerd, 145 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,433 and Kendall look like some guy 146 00:05:16,431 --> 00:05:18,242 who's always giving pep talks. 147 00:05:18,281 --> 00:05:19,864 - Yeah, - who would watch that? 148 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,195 - Uh... - And where's the romance? 149 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:23,838 I'm a tweenage girl, and I want 150 00:05:23,837 --> 00:05:25,440 some tweenage romance. 151 00:05:25,479 --> 00:05:28,521 - Hey, we gave coco a kiss chip, 152 00:05:28,558 --> 00:05:29,620 but dara's stepmom 153 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,681 won't let us use it, 154 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,117 and she'll fire us 155 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:33,511 if we change the script 156 00:05:33,551 --> 00:05:34,780 after she's approved it, 157 00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:36,007 which she did. 158 00:05:36,046 --> 00:05:37,730 - Come on, gang. - Let's get a three-hour lunch. 159 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:39,252 - Pizza. - I'm craving burritos. 160 00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:40,688 - I'm thinking buffalo 161 00:05:40,687 --> 00:05:42,081 something. 162 00:05:44,451 --> 00:05:45,535 - So we rewrite the script? 163 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:49,320 Both: We're not afraid 164 00:05:49,319 --> 00:05:50,568 of some evil stepmother. 165 00:05:57,764 --> 00:06:01,639 Get that thing off my set. 166 00:06:01,675 --> 00:06:02,967 Ahem. 167 00:06:03,006 --> 00:06:04,839 Fire him. 168 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:12,745 - Okay, now you just need 169 00:06:12,744 --> 00:06:14,076 to find dara, 170 00:06:14,115 --> 00:06:15,698 tell her that you love the show, 171 00:06:15,737 --> 00:06:17,380 - that you'd love to talk about it - over a smoothie. 172 00:06:17,402 --> 00:06:18,818 - I would love to do that. 173 00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:20,067 - Carlos. 174 00:06:22,769 --> 00:06:24,186 - Hi. 175 00:06:24,226 --> 00:06:25,351 - Hello. 176 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,992 - I have to admit, 177 00:06:28,991 --> 00:06:30,469 I was really excited 178 00:06:30,507 --> 00:06:32,267 - when I heard you were coming - on the show. 179 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,419 - Okay, good start. 180 00:06:35,418 --> 00:06:36,708 Good start. 181 00:06:36,748 --> 00:06:38,974 - Now make a date with beauty - before the beast comes in. 182 00:06:38,995 --> 00:06:41,495 No. 183 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:43,366 - Dara, perhaps I didn't make 184 00:06:43,364 --> 00:06:45,197 myself clear. 185 00:06:45,236 --> 00:06:47,007 I don't want you anywhere near 186 00:06:47,005 --> 00:06:48,774 big time rush again. 187 00:06:48,813 --> 00:06:50,855 To your makeup trailer now. 188 00:06:50,894 --> 00:06:53,518 - Yes, ma'am. 189 00:06:53,556 --> 00:06:56,556 - Listen here, loverboy. 190 00:06:56,594 --> 00:06:57,990 Yeah, I thought I told you 191 00:06:57,989 --> 00:06:59,384 to stay away from dara. 192 00:06:59,424 --> 00:07:01,340 - Oh, actually, - he's the loverboy. 193 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,045 - I'm not just dara's stepmom. 194 00:07:03,084 --> 00:07:04,750 I'm also her manager. 195 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:07,144 And according to her last post 196 00:07:07,141 --> 00:07:09,494 to her 14 million fans, 197 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:13,867 her total bestie. 198 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,276 And if I decide 199 00:07:15,275 --> 00:07:16,649 to let her have a boyfriend 200 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:18,314 or use her kiss chip, 201 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,937 it will be on a boy named bieber 202 00:07:19,976 --> 00:07:21,518 or lautner, 203 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,057 not you. 204 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:24,989 - She should be able to date - whoever she wants. 205 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,386 - Wrong! 206 00:07:26,425 --> 00:07:27,821 And if I see you 207 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,215 flirting her again, 208 00:07:29,255 --> 00:07:30,838 - I will have you removed - from the lot 209 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:32,439 For harassing america's 210 00:07:32,438 --> 00:07:33,999 TV sweetheart. 211 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,579 - Y-You mean me, - not him. 212 00:07:35,619 --> 00:07:36,786 - Go. 213 00:07:36,826 --> 00:07:40,076 Both: Okay. Go. Go. Go. 214 00:07:44,357 --> 00:07:46,190 - Coco. o has the worst spread 215 00:07:46,188 --> 00:07:48,020 in television history. 216 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:52,514 - Okay, - this is an actual twig. 217 00:07:52,552 --> 00:07:54,282 - This is the only food 218 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,008 that dara's stepmother 219 00:07:56,048 --> 00:07:58,819 will let her eat, 220 00:07:58,816 --> 00:08:01,585 so we have to eat it too. 221 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:05,828 - Again, I really thought - she'd be spunkier. 222 00:08:05,866 --> 00:08:08,075 - My body is a temple, 223 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,155 and this temple 224 00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:10,195 needs better snacks. 225 00:08:10,235 --> 00:08:12,194 - Okay, - we are on a Hollywood lot. 226 00:08:12,232 --> 00:08:14,712 - There's got to be some show - that doesn't serve prison food. 227 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,890 - That way. 228 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,040 Both: Snackpot! 229 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:32,246 - All right. 230 00:08:32,286 --> 00:08:33,827 Oh, sweet. 231 00:08:33,867 --> 00:08:35,825 - Ooh, and healthy. 232 00:08:35,864 --> 00:08:37,031 - This spread is amazing. 233 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,320 - What show is this? 234 00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:40,110 - You know, 235 00:08:40,109 --> 00:08:41,858 it's not nice... 236 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,813 - To take things - that don't belong to you. 237 00:08:45,017 --> 00:08:46,933 - That's right, plex. 238 00:08:46,973 --> 00:08:48,306 You shouldn't take things 239 00:08:48,305 --> 00:08:49,637 that don't belong to you. 240 00:08:49,677 --> 00:08:51,385 - It's yo gabba gabba. 241 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:57,106 ? You just can't grab 'em, 242 00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:58,666 'cause that's not right. ? 243 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,226 ? The snacks aren't yours, 244 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:01,744 so you can't have 'em ? 245 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:03,097 ? you can't have 'em, 246 00:09:03,096 --> 00:09:04,407 so please go sit outside ? 247 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:09,194 - I want those snacks. 248 00:09:09,232 --> 00:09:11,023 - Five minutes. 249 00:09:11,062 --> 00:09:13,412 - We shoot the "mean girls land - in the gelatin bowl scene" 250 00:09:13,432 --> 00:09:14,975 In five. 251 00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:17,803 - A little to the left. 252 00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:21,008 Your other left. 253 00:09:21,047 --> 00:09:22,964 - And Cruella said to stay away - from dara. 254 00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:24,919 - No, she said that she didn't 255 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:26,832 want to see us near dara. 256 00:09:26,871 --> 00:09:28,955 - And besides, - my kiss will set her free 257 00:09:28,993 --> 00:09:31,077 From her evil stepmother. 258 00:09:31,115 --> 00:09:32,990 Dara, it's me. 259 00:09:33,029 --> 00:09:34,862 - Carlos? 260 00:09:34,902 --> 00:09:36,360 You shouldn't be here right now. 261 00:09:36,398 --> 00:09:37,482 - I know. 262 00:09:37,522 --> 00:09:38,940 - If my stepmother sees you, 263 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,729 - I'm afraid of what will happen - to you. 264 00:09:40,768 --> 00:09:42,648 - I'll risk anything for you, - and don't worry, 265 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,140 - My friend is watching out - for us. 266 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:45,638 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 267 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:46,698 Let go of me, 268 00:09:46,697 --> 00:09:47,717 you wicked witch. 269 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,133 - Dara, - give me your phone. 270 00:09:50,628 --> 00:09:52,191 And everyone leave 271 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,751 the floor now. 272 00:09:56,037 --> 00:09:57,369 Okay, guys, let's wrap it up. 273 00:09:57,409 --> 00:09:58,868 You heard her. 274 00:09:58,908 --> 00:10:02,282 - Not you two. 275 00:10:02,319 --> 00:10:04,382 - "Big time rush on set 276 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,441 making me big-time cry. 277 00:10:06,479 --> 00:10:08,230 "Called me names 278 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:09,977 and said whoever watches coco. O 279 00:10:10,017 --> 00:10:12,474 is stupid." 280 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,013 - You can't do that. 281 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:15,677 - Yes, I can, and when 282 00:10:15,675 --> 00:10:17,299 her 14 million followers 283 00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:18,818 hear how you made america's 284 00:10:18,817 --> 00:10:20,295 TV Princess cry, 285 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,438 you'll be crying, 286 00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:22,541 'cause your careers 287 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,914 will be over. 288 00:10:30,652 --> 00:10:32,027 Turn that red light off. 289 00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:33,191 It's melting my skin. 290 00:10:44,465 --> 00:10:46,049 - Stop. - Don't do it. 291 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,921 - I promise never to talk - to Carlos again 292 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,251 Just don't ruin big time rush. 293 00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:51,435 - No, she can press it. 294 00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,579 I don't care. 295 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,328 - Shut up. 296 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,677 - You're lucky I'm in 297 00:10:57,676 --> 00:10:58,779 a good mood. 298 00:10:58,819 --> 00:11:01,652 Dara... 299 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,648 Do not give me another reason 300 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,603 to destroy you. 301 00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:08,139 - Good-bye, Carlos. 302 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:10,865 - Okay, 303 00:11:10,865 --> 00:11:11,968 what's our next move? 304 00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:13,358 - I'll tell you what - the next move is. 305 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,380 I'm gonna kick your... 306 00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:18,139 - The red light means - that yo gabba gabba 307 00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:20,457 Is yo gabba shooting. 308 00:11:22,742 --> 00:11:24,658 - For which gives us - just enough time 309 00:11:24,697 --> 00:11:25,864 For a little 310 00:11:25,863 --> 00:11:27,029 yo gabba gabba Turkey. 311 00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:33,061 Hey, guys. 312 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:34,643 - What's up? 313 00:11:34,682 --> 00:11:37,265 - You guys weren't listening - to us. That's what's up. 314 00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:40,178 - You should always listen - so you always know what to do. 315 00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:42,049 - Like listening to this song. 316 00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:43,671 - We don't want to listen - to a song. 317 00:11:43,711 --> 00:11:45,127 - We just want a snack, - okay? 318 00:11:49,453 --> 00:11:50,911 - Wait... 319 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,742 - That last part - didn't even rhyme. 320 00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:55,112 Both: Oh. 321 00:11:59,729 --> 00:12:01,520 - Okay, - where's the big rewrite 322 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,994 - That doesn't make the guys - look stupid? 323 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,390 - Okay, check it. 324 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,221 - All the kids at the dance - start leaving, 325 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:07,636 'cause big time rush 326 00:12:07,635 --> 00:12:09,009 didn't show up, 327 00:12:09,048 --> 00:12:10,424 but then they do show up, 328 00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,796 and then Kendall's like, 329 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:13,211 "yo, coco, big time rush 330 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,583 is ready to shimmy-sham 331 00:12:14,623 --> 00:12:16,373 at the Jimmy-jam." 332 00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:17,705 And then everybody starts 333 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,994 dancing and cheering. 334 00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,784 - And then coco is like, - "guess what. 335 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,840 I'm gonna buy your new album." 336 00:12:21,863 --> 00:12:23,363 And then everyone is like, 337 00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:24,819 "wow, we are gonna buy 338 00:12:24,818 --> 00:12:26,233 your new album also! 339 00:12:26,272 --> 00:12:27,773 Yeah!" 340 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,938 - Again, - where is the new rewrite 341 00:12:29,976 --> 00:12:32,059 - That doesn't make the guys - looks stupid? 342 00:12:32,097 --> 00:12:33,680 - Okay, fine, well, you know, 343 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,261 where is Katie's big tweenage 344 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:38,426 romance scene, huh? 345 00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:40,214 Where is it? 346 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:41,856 - It's done; It just needs - a little polishing. 347 00:12:41,855 --> 00:12:43,104 - Yeah... - No. Okay... 348 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,287 - I just need a little bit - more time. 349 00:12:44,286 --> 00:12:46,828 - Give me that. 350 00:12:46,826 --> 00:12:48,492 - Ha! - You got nothing! 351 00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:50,240 - You know I'm not good - with sweet! 352 00:12:50,239 --> 00:12:52,006 - Stop fighting, and come up - with a better ending fast 353 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,630 - Because according to - the schedule, 354 00:12:53,629 --> 00:12:55,296 - The guys are in wardrobe - right now. 355 00:12:55,563 --> 00:12:56,584 - 'Sup? 356 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,603 Big time rush. 357 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,207 - We're doing a cameo 358 00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:00,766 on yo gabba gabba. 359 00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:01,993 ? We want snacks, 360 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,178 tasty snacks are good ? 361 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,635 - Both: ? let us in, - 'cause tasty snacks are good ? 362 00:13:08,044 --> 00:13:09,044 Both: Yes. 363 00:13:13,411 --> 00:13:15,119 - Really? - Aren't you guys ever on stage? 364 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:17,451 - Well, we are about to sing - and dance a song. 365 00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,488 - But maybe we should sing - a new song called 366 00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:22,193 - Well, well, well, - someone's being naughty again. 367 00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:23,794 - Um, or what about the 368 00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,354 sharing food 369 00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:26,495 - with your new friends song, - huh? 370 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:27,517 Where's that one? 371 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,473 Did he say "share?" 372 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,095 - Hmm. 373 00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:32,385 - We just are really hungry, 374 00:13:32,425 --> 00:13:34,008 - and the snacks - on our stage stink. 375 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,693 - Well, 376 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,336 not sharing stinks too. 377 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:39,084 - Can you share something - with us? 378 00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:41,039 - We can share. - We love to share. 379 00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,620 - Name it. 380 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,500 - How about they share - their voices and sing? 381 00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:49,028 All: ? I love to share 382 00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:50,818 with my friends ? 383 00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:52,648 ? it's never any fun 384 00:13:52,646 --> 00:13:54,436 by myself ? 385 00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,289 ? I love to share 386 00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:58,098 with my friends ? 387 00:13:58,136 --> 00:14:00,178 ? and they share with me, 388 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,217 so we have a good time ? 389 00:14:02,256 --> 00:14:03,485 ? together, 390 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,712 sharing forever ? 391 00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:08,998 - Coco, 392 00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:10,538 big time rush is not coming. 393 00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:12,619 - So you have to admit - that you don't know them. 394 00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:14,366 - And admit that you're a robot. 395 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:17,029 - Uh... 396 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,067 Uh... 397 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,982 - And cut. 398 00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:22,355 - Okay, let's reset cameras - and get ready 399 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,017 For our big time cameo. 400 00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:27,013 - Oh, tell me that isn't 401 00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:28,219 a love note. 402 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,343 - It's not. 403 00:14:29,382 --> 00:14:31,174 It's a love plane. 404 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:32,837 - It's too risky. 405 00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,437 - And besides, - you stink at paper airplanes. 406 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,249 - But love is my co-pilot. 407 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,359 - Ugh, I hate cameos. 408 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,539 - "My dearest dara, 409 00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:54,765 it's me Carlos. 410 00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:57,323 "Let me help save you from your 411 00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:59,841 evil stepmom. 412 00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,796 "I think our kiss will help 413 00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:03,710 free you from her evilness. 414 00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:05,290 "Man, she's evil. 415 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,787 Well, bye." 416 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,033 I told you to stay away. 417 00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:10,365 - You know what? 418 00:15:10,405 --> 00:15:11,988 You can't keep them apart. 419 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:13,215 Because we're in 420 00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:14,401 the next scene with her, 421 00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:15,982 - and there is no one else - to sing. 422 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:18,021 - Now, - what do you think about that? 423 00:15:20,557 --> 00:15:22,244 Lindsay, tell the writers 424 00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,929 to change the next scene 425 00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:26,031 so that big time rush 426 00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:28,090 never shows up to the dance, 427 00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,212 but coco uses her music chip 428 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:32,292 to sing a rockin' song 429 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,810 launching dara's music career 430 00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:37,285 but ending big time rush's. 431 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,606 - Sorry about that. 432 00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:49,683 - Hey, guys, evil stepmonster 433 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,472 says to take big time rush 434 00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:54,177 out... of... the... script. 435 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:01,998 - Take big time rush out - of the Jimmy-jam? 436 00:16:03,784 --> 00:16:05,534 - Dara's stepmom is evil, 437 00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,425 - and she's trying to ruin us - with dara's phone, 438 00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:09,279 - Followers, - and script. 439 00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,026 - We have to join forces to end 440 00:16:11,024 --> 00:16:12,731 her evil reign over this land 441 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:17,063 and set dara free with my kiss. 442 00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,931 - He knows we're not in - a colorful world 443 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,637 Of make-believe, right? 444 00:16:21,674 --> 00:16:23,445 - Hey, 445 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,213 we just did a yo gabba cameo. 446 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,627 - What's going on here? 447 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,791 - We're doing a little rewrite 448 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,768 so big time rush rocks the stage 449 00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:32,702 and rocks coco.O. 450 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,699 - Hmm. 451 00:16:38,525 --> 00:16:39,775 - Can I have everyone's 452 00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:41,023 attention, please? 453 00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:43,271 - It looks like big time rush - is not gonna make it 454 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,310 To the dance tonight. 455 00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:48,410 - I knew she was a liar... 456 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,968 And a robot. 457 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,333 She's not a liar! 458 00:16:57,372 --> 00:16:59,955 - We were just running - a little late to the Jimmy-jam. 459 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,958 - And we know she is not 460 00:17:10,957 --> 00:17:12,269 a robot. 461 00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,346 - Out of my way. 462 00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,386 - Pardon me. 463 00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:20,133 - You're both fired. 464 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,463 - In fact, 465 00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,751 I think coco... 466 00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,289 Looks like a Princess. 467 00:17:28,409 --> 00:17:30,617 All: Ooh. 468 00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:32,697 - Cut! 469 00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:33,694 Cut the cameras. 470 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,193 Cut them all. 471 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:39,066 Who is responsible for this? 472 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,477 I control dara. 473 00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:41,829 I tell her what to eat, 474 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,139 what to say, 475 00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:45,304 and who to kiss. 476 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:46,739 I'm the boss, all right, 477 00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,132 of you, 478 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,797 you, and everyone who watches 479 00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,418 this stupid show. 480 00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:54,538 Got it? 481 00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:58,470 - Oh, we got it... 482 00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,781 All recorded right here. 483 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,798 - Where did you get 484 00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:04,233 dara's phone? 485 00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:05,690 - Oh, 486 00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:07,104 I might have borrowed it 487 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:08,685 and then gave it to them. 488 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,349 - And if you don't want us 489 00:18:10,348 --> 00:18:11,972 to send this out 490 00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:15,303 to dara's 14 million followers 491 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,090 exposing you as an evil witch 492 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,775 who treats america's TV 493 00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,418 sweetheart like a prisoner... 494 00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:22,291 - You're going to apologize 495 00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,121 to your stepdaughter right now 496 00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:25,578 and promise to start doing 497 00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:26,991 things a little differently. 498 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,859 - Sorry, 499 00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:33,399 me again. 500 00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:35,605 - Heh-heh, 501 00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,768 what I meant to say was, 502 00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:40,077 dara is growing up 503 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,345 and can make her own decisions. 504 00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:43,946 And Carlos seems like 505 00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:45,505 a nice boy, 506 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,254 so why doesn't the best TV crew 507 00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,958 and cast ever 508 00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:55,662 just, you know, keep rolling? 509 00:18:58,526 --> 00:19:00,026 - I guess your kiss 510 00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:01,523 really did set her free. 511 00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:02,562 - Told you. 512 00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:06,891 - Okay, - let's shoot the dance scene. 513 00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,927 - ? All this talk about 514 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,882 being in love ? 515 00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:15,088 ? I could never get into 516 00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:17,251 the party ? 517 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,040 ? never really understood 518 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,787 what it was ? 519 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,201 ? like, 520 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,574 what's the big deal anyway ? 521 00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:26,010 - ? oh, I but I decided 522 00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:28,401 I should give it a try ? 523 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:30,023 ? the very moment 524 00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:31,604 that you gave me the invite ? 525 00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:32,935 ? I've never seen anything 526 00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,225 like it before ? 527 00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:36,161 ? once you open the door 528 00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,054 see I was like ? 529 00:19:38,092 --> 00:19:40,113 All: ? oh, yeah, yeah, 530 00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:42,131 don't get any better ? 531 00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,108 ? oh, yeah, yeah, 532 00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:46,042 wish that this was forever ? 533 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,976 ? 'cause your heart calling 534 00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:51,868 feels like confetti falling ? 535 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,318 - ? and everybody's gonna make 536 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,190 an appearance ? 537 00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,916 ? even the butterflies 538 00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:01,601 can feel it ? 539 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,224 - ? and then bliss came 540 00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:04,805 with mister first kiss ? 541 00:20:04,845 --> 00:20:06,408 ? it was better than they ever 542 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,967 explained it ? 543 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,757 All: ? oh, yeah, yeah, 544 00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:11,503 don't get any better ? 545 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,647 ? oh, yeah, yeah, 546 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,748 wish that this was forever ? 547 00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:19,057 ? 'cause your heart calling 548 00:20:19,054 --> 00:20:22,323 feels like confetti falling ? 549 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,743 ? 'Cause your heart calling 550 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,885 feels like confetti falling ? 551 00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:48,034 - Not bad. 552 00:20:48,073 --> 00:20:50,260 - Yeah, 553 00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:52,443 if you like cheesy kid shows. 554 00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,149 - What's that supposed to mean? 555 00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:56,189 - All I'm saying is that - if we had our own show, 556 00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:57,867 - It wouldn't be filled - with random gags 557 00:20:57,891 --> 00:20:59,307 And cartoony sound effects. 558 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,468 - And we wouldn't use costumes 559 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,257 just to get a cheap laugh. 560 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,165 - It's not our style. 561 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,787 - Dumb. 562 00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:15,117 - Right, 563 00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:16,407 and no completely random, 564 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,363 - out-of-nowhere - celebrity cameos. 565 00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:20,775 - Hey, guys. 566 00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:22,398 Great to see you. 567 00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:25,646 Hey, Lucas. 568 00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:26,975 - We would keep it classy 569 00:21:26,974 --> 00:21:28,264 with no slapstick chasing 570 00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:29,846 or silly music. 571 00:21:32,298 --> 00:21:33,738 - All: - There's a bear in the lobby. 572 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,087 Run! 573 00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:40,687 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0